John McCain has chosen Governor Hottie...er...uh...Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska as his running mate (thus making these people and these people really happy.) You gotta respect a man who surrounds himself with beauty queens.
I have been a Palin fan ever since I saw Wonkette's posts about her:
- Sarah Palin Totally Eats Moose Burger
- ...Sarah Palin Is America's Hottest Governor
- Alaska’s First Gal Governor Sworn In
- Children are named Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig (A kid named "Trig" is just great, but maybe that's just because I used to teach the subject.)
- Husband Todd is four-time champion of the Iron Dog, the world’s longest snowmobile race.
- Came in second place in the Miss Alaska pageant.
- Once worked as a commercial fisherman.
- Hunts Moose.
- Once posed for Vogue magazine.