Twice the ruggedness of mortal man, ten times the talent of any other artist, Hasselhoff dazzles on this CD. Every track has been plucked from the heavens and trembles with vigor and force. God Himself could not record as good a greatest hits album like this, and if He were to listen to all 17 tracks on this compilation, He would refrain from striking me down for blasphemy.Got ambrosia? If not, check out Tuscan Milk. Here is an excerpt:
cold, delicious, whiteThe perfect evening: listening to The Hoff while drinking Tuscan Milk. Some day.
Tuscan Whole Milk satisfies
does a body good
- Workout: hurt back has me taking it easy
- Music: Grateful Dead, Funkadelic, G. Love & Special Sauce, Joe Jackson, Marvin Gaye