Chuck Norris kicks major butt. Don't believe me? Check out these
Chuck Norris Facts. Here is a selection of my favorites.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
xkcd describes itself as "A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language." In short, it is a geek's online comic. Mouse over each image and you will see a tooltip that adds a comment or another layer of fun to the comic. As I went through looking for a handful of favorites, I found many that made me laugh out loud. Here is a small sampling of some good ones.
Soundtrack: Elvis Costello and the Attractions (
Armed Forces), Etta James (
At Last!)
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